minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

theenigmaofriversong:

Watch Karen Gillan’s Hilarious Freudian Slip

That is one of the most well delivered jokes I’ve ever seen.

i-effed-it-all-up:

nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am

backstoryradio:

Lantern slides showing movie theater etiquette and announcements, circa 1912.

All images via Library of Congress.

americachavez:

I often forget that superheroes are supposed to be these hyper-masculine male fantasies because I spend so much time talking about their emotional vulnerabilities and imagining them in lacy thongs

  1. iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  2. Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  3. iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  4. Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
Anonymous said:
your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

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